Sunday, April 3, 2011

Declaration Sunday

"I wiped my jango! Can I have a candy now?"

This is what my three-year old yelled at 7:20 this morning. I think it is the making of a good Sunday.

Why doesn't anyone give me a candy when I wipe my jango? Or anyone else's jango? Or the three bums that I wipe? If I got a candy for every jango, penis and bum I wiped I'd be giving Willy flippin Wonka a run for his money.

Gotta go, the little one is in the corner grunting away. Not a good sign.

1 comment:

  1. Sweet Jesus. I have never had to "accept the terms" to read an adult-content blog post before. Good thing I am checking you out on my home computer...

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