Courntey Love Rocks the Preschool

We have been long time fans of Little Otter Swim School. I have reached the time and place in my life where it is in every ones best interest if I don't leave the house without make-up,swimming lessons included (I have to get in with Fat, that's a whole other rant, my friends).

In keeping with this theory, should be a "world wide law", I recently purchased some waterproof mascara from Target. Let me tell you, that $hit was waterproof, chisel-proof and I am almost certain it was acid proof! Could not get it off that night.

I did however manage to rub it in to all of the cracks and crevices (fine, wrinkles) around my eyes. I am way too old to work the heroine chic angle! It didn't come off that night, maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow morning.

Morning. Still won't come off. Now I am looking like I just totally stumbled in from a night club with my dry and crusty weeping widow funeral face. I keep rubbing, still not coming off but now making my eyes totally bloodshot. Not helping the look in the least.

This all would be fine if I could just hibernate the day away. Unfortunately, I have a parent-teacher conference at The G's preschool. awesome, really.

I vow to just keep my head down and let Big E do all the talking until he springs on me his totally forgotten dentist appointment.

Courtney Love will have to handle this one solo.

Way to go asshat.

(Still not sure if that asshat is directed at me or Big E, could be both>)